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Monday, 30 October 2006
Thursday, 26 October 2006
The Earth is 6,000 Years Old
no sniggering - it's all true.Wednesday, 25 October 2006
Just what we need, really
No, no, no, no, no. This is bad. It'll be cattle prods and electric shock dog collars before you know it.Tuesday, 24 October 2006
A smoke and a nice cup of tea...
Back in the mists of blog time I had a little rant about Rizla and the rank hipocrasy in there denial of a link between Rizla purchase and drug use. I never got a reply.These days I tend to favour Amber Leaf; a decent baccy with a packet of papers thrown in for a reasonable price (unless you shop at the all-night garage in Bl*ckp*l* - but that's another story).
Tonight, I am thrown into confusion for my packet of papers is no longer AmberLeaf branded, it instead tells me who are the Top 5 Tea Drinking Nations (per capita per year).
Now based upon this new found knowledge, and putting aside the fact that they still stick their packets together making it nigh on impossible to make the premium use of the cardboard there-in (if you get my drift; although the white card bit wasn't glued in at all...) I have summised the end of the Arab-Western divide is but a cuppa away, and some Origamic use of rolling papers.
The results in proper order (non of this reverse order crap) are
1. Iraq (2.77kg)
2. Ireland (2.76kg)
3. Libya (2.61kg)
4. Qatar (2.29kg)
and bringing up the tail
5. UK (2.26kg)
So there you have it, Ireland and UK go and have a nice strong cup of tea with Iraq (bit of player), Libya (so that's why so British MPs went there - nice cup of tea) and Qatar (got a lot of money so could give lots of tea away for free - maybe if we got the Americans drinking it as well...)
Sean Smith in Iraq
Sean Smith, the Guardian's award-winning war photographer, spent nearly six weeks with the 101st Division of the US army in Iraq. Watch his haunting observational film that explodes the myth around the claims that the Iraqis are preparing to take control of their own country.Saturday, 21 October 2006
Jesus and dog arse =
an appoximation of my current theological standpoint.Friday, 20 October 2006
Next Stop, Double Speak and Thought Police
Just what we really need, this. Somebody declaring the internet to be a terrorist training ground. I'd like to forward a motion to ban the European Parliament, as it appears to be some sort of moron training ground. Bunch of do-good, interfering etc...Cthulu Crossing
This could be the start of a seriesWednesday, 18 October 2006
I'm a righty
Which one are you?poons (edit) : Pah!
My Result Was:
You are left brained. Left brains are logical, sequential, analytical, objective, and verbal. You do not fantasize.
Monday, 16 October 2006
Exclusive footage of Chinese soldiers shooting at Tibetan pilgrims
Pro Tv cameraman Sergiu Matei returned to Romania after climbing Himalaya and brought home with him a shocking story.
Sergiu and other climbers witnessed a „people hunt”, a scene that showed Chinese soldiers kill in cold blood a Tibetan pilgrim.
Friday, 13 October 2006
American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention
Is this only happening in the US?Thursday, 12 October 2006
So many causes, so little time
Through earlier protests, I have got to know the man who coordinates the requests quite well. PC Paul McInally now handles most of the Socpa applications. "What can I do for you today, Mark?" he asks, as we sit in the interview room.
"I've got 21 forms for you."
"Right then," he says in a businesslike fashion, "let's go through them." I like PC McInally. We sort of bonded a few months ago when I handed in an application to demand the immediate sacking of Superintendent Terry.
"You want to sack my direct superior!" PC McInally had spluttered.
"Yes, please."
"I've got to go and ask him if you can have a demonstration calling for him to be sacked?"
"I believe so." I said. And although he shook his head when he left the room, he was smiling.
Link above for the full article, it get's better and better!
Tuesday, 10 October 2006
Monday, 9 October 2006
The music industry is shit-scared of the Internet
Just a bookmark for nowSunday, 8 October 2006
Boy Like A Robot
I can't be arsed to embed, just clickUntitled Document
Use of drugs (legal or otherwise) maybe be advised.Sunday, 1 October 2006
Weird Al - You're Pitiful
James Blunt just went very very slightly up in my estimation...With Weird Al releasing a new cd, some record company told Al he couldnt have this song on his album (Legal Matters). The artist James Blunt said it was okay, but his record company said no.