worcesterfari: December 2006

Nosemonkey just about sums it upfor me. Think of this the next time some God botherer tries to remind you of the real meaning of Xmas.

Happy Mid-Winter to all Worcesterfarians, and if you are reading this then you are included by default, we are an all encompassing non-demoninational* cult.

poons
Joy I&I

Edit:
*hmmm interesting typo that.

Saturday, 23 December 2006

death to the kittens!

Obscure Words

Not that any of us use words that are obscure, or even just plain made up. I've really posted this because there are 23 words, and i never knew that the word for the little foot rest on a crucifix is a suppedaneum. How cool's that?

Friday, 22 December 2006

Cooking Columbian Style

Stewie Griffin Soundboard

Now we can all sound just like the genius kid from Family Guy

Thursday, 21 December 2006

Ass Kicking Device

This is like Wallace and Gromit taken to the nth degree

Super Shorty Shotty

It does exactly what it says on the tin.

posted without comment

It's You!

A virgin birth

And it's a lizard.
David Icke was right.

If you like dogs...

and you like judo - you'll love dog judo

Santa and Reindeers - more truth

More Xmassy stuff - and again zip to the first.

+EV

Back up to the first - but this one made me chuckle.

Planets and stars to scale

This is something that DPG showed us a while ago, except this one's animated :-) Oh, and it's awesome.

Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Dangerous Roads of the World,

The next time you're stuck in a traffic jam, remember things could be worse!

The X[-Mas] Files

The truth is out there...

Surviving the Zombie Infestation

Wow, this guy has really researched his subject very thoroughly. In my opinion, if you want to know how to survive, just watch Shawn of the Dead.

Tuesday, 19 December 2006

Full Metal Santa

This is what life is REALLY like for santa's little helpers

And i was just running out of excuses

I stumbled across this, and felt it was somehow appropriate to myself, especially as i'm off sick today.

Working Title Films // Hot Fuzz

Imagining the Tenth Dimension

Erm........what?

Poke the Penguin

one for adee

there are different ways to be killed!
:)

Sunday, 17 December 2006

In A World Gone Mad

Ever wondered what Mr Voiceover is really like?

Fight!

Now there's only one of these I aint seen, no prizes for which one... looks good though.

Saturday, 16 December 2006

Humans!

And on that note I'm off on am expedition to Scaffland.

StumbleVideo

If you think you waste too much time with Stumble already - do not click the link.

How to prank a Telemarketer

Requires sound to best appreciated.

Friday, 15 December 2006

Crack My Poker Face

NSFW

GMAIL

I've still got a stack of G-Mail account invites to give away. I didn't realise that it was still invite only.

If you want one - and this is open to anyone reading this blog - e-mail me with a reason and the top 20 reasons IMNSHO will get an invite.

Hey, It's Christmas after all.

Double O Poseur

Waiter Rant has been a long time favourite of mine. I think this is his best yet.

Miracle cement

This is bloody clever....

Wednesday, 13 December 2006

The 2006 Weblog Awards: Best UK Blog

VOTE JonnyB - go on, go on, go on, go on.

The reason - click here and start reading.

Or as Huw puts it :

Anyway, I’m basically writing this to implore you to head over and vote for JonnyB, should you feel so inclined*. Of all the blogs listed over on the sidebar on the right there, I’d have to say I think it’s one of the few that manages to evoke laughter from me on anything approaching a regular basis (and, as mentioned, I don’t laugh easily). At the time of writing, there’s a little over 72 hours to go and there’s very little in it.

Go go go!

p.s. You may manage another vote tomorrow, just to make sure. Vote early and often.

Tuesday, 12 December 2006

Animal instincts

I know penguins aren't reknowned for their smarts, but...

Scientists discover gullibility gene

Wow, this is sooo amazing!

AIM*

Is it just a coincidence or there a correlation between AOL Instant Messenger and All In Monkeys? Enquiring minds demand an answer.

A Poker Tale.

First hand and I've got pocket kings
Two go all in and I fold

samariwarrior wins 10,025 with a pair of jacks
FloatMan wins 10,000 with a pair of jacks

poons: shame i chucked my kings really

They got AJ each. I did have the kings. They stole my blind, I could have trebled up.

Floatman then carries on all in.

FloatMan wins 30,050 with two pair, queens and deuces
bignick6905 finishes in 1,408th place
Starting hand #382,712,330
tootall30 wins 125
Starting hand #382,712,597
FloatMan wins 20,250 with an ace high flush
Marjon7469 finishes in 1,356th place

After quietly seething for a while Floatman plays an all in with pocket 4's
I've got Jacks, I take it.

poons wins 32,450 with a pair of jacks
Starting hand #382,720,619
poons: that was revenge for the kings on the 1st hand 8)

And then from no where comes Cleetus all in with 3K and a bit chips and fully expecting and early bath.

cleetusfitz: good luck
cleetusfitz wins 12,125 with two pair, tens and threes
poons: n1
Starting hand #382,721,102
cleetusfitz: wow
cleetusfitz: ty
cleetusfitz: lucky there
poons: not by a long shot
poons: better hand
poons wins 375
Starting hand #382,721,530
cleetusfitz: here we go again..lol
cleetusfitz wins 24,325 with a full house, threes full of kings
poons: rofl
Starting hand #382,722,032
cleetusfitz: lol
cleetusfitz: wow
cleetusfitz: sorry floatman

both times hitting off an angry Floatman.

And a few hands later Cleetus has his prey in his sights.

cleetusfitz wins 37,300 with two pair, kings and deuces
FloatMan finishes in 816th place

Floatman you are an *All In Monkey.
Cleetus that was some plays but I still beat ya 8-p

And now back at Worcesterfari something else....

Monday, 11 December 2006

Jon Stewart and John Oliver Debate over Iraq “Civil War” Semantics

Link is to a WMV.

Stewart: 3,000 Iraqis died just this month. To argue over what to call it seems like semantic quibbling.

Oliver: Semantic quibbling? Oh, well, I wouldn't call it that.

Stewart: What would you call it?

Oliver: A minor linguistic flareup between two parties of different terminological points of view.

Stewart: It's really the same thing.

Oliver: It's "same-ey." For now let's agree to disagree on how we state our agreements. Agreed?